NEW FOUND GLORIA

New Found Glory.. This time I didn’t mosh.

I mean, I hardly mosh anymore. I’m usually shooting or just realized I’m too fucking old, but this band and moshing carries a very special- yet traumatic place in my heart, if you really know me you know what I’m talking about.

Warped tour- Like, a LONG ass time ago. Ventura to be exact. Prior to this I had never been to Ventura Warped tour, just Anaheim in the parking lot of the Arrowhead Pond(where the ducks play to lose). Anyway, I went with two home girls, Emily and Eleanore. They were just as excited to see NFG do their thing but I had other ideas in mind other than just watching them.. I HAD TO GO NUTS AND MOSH HARD AS FUCK! Which I did. Probably the hardest I’ve ever moshed haha.

Fast forward, they start their set and I go ape shit. I was going fucking nuts to Better Off Dead. Before I know it- thee biggest mother fucker clocks me right in the mouth and BOOM, knocks back my four front teeth. Today I am missing some and still without 20k to properly fix my mouth and its just getting worse. Thanks probably racist piece of shit bro!

PEACE